An Australian newsreader found himself interviewing the Dalai Lama, so, naturally, he told him the joke about the Dalai Lama who asks the pizzeria to make him one with everything. The Dalai Lama really, really didn’t get it.
A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. – My name is Carman, she told him. – Thats a beautiful name, did your mother give it to you? – No, I gave it to me. It reflects the things I like […]