A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
– My name is Carman, she told him.
– Thats a beautiful name, did your mother give it to you?
– No, I gave it to me. It reflects the things I like most … cars and men.
They continued to talk and finally she asked him his name.
– Beerfuck, he said.