Say, have you by any chance seen 700,000 condoms laying around? If so, you might want to let Malaysian police know. They’re investigating the disappearance of ultrathin Japanese condoms after the shipment went missing somewhere between Malaysia and Japan.
We take the matter of the missing condoms very seriously.
says a police spokesperson
The container arrived in Tokyo from the Malaysian factory, but it was empty and the locks had been replaced.
What’s the difference between us and Japan customs? They smoke condoms!
I need help … please translate the word vămuiește!